micthemicrophone:
oldroots:
jeremyweed:
pr0fessah:
ctoons:
wing-hugs:
shipanduck:
a subway sandwich
o k
a kitty???? can a kitty be a cutie mark??? i guess it’s not an item though
ok the thing closest left after kitty is
a pad of charcoal paper ok
A crumbled up paper towel.
a water bottle :-)
is waterbending my talent please say yes
my dog
i guess my talent is rescuing stray animals
beer
wow surpise
Microphone and headphones.
OH BOY.
My cutie mark is Reservoir Dogs.
My special talent is fucking people over after they’ve established a working system.
I love you Reservoir Dogs…I love you…
HONEY DIP, YOUR BIRD DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
FUCKING pEnUmBrA
It’s fucking scary…I can’t handle it. I’m freakin’ out man. The fucking NoIsEs in that game creep the fuck out my ass…I…I can’t…I can’t…I don’t even…I just can’t…
araneasplumprump:
missingoctober:
homesteak:
MICHA
THE MASTER SWORD
SALT CRACKERS
LET’S GO
I’M STRANDED WITH MY BEST FRIEND. THIS IS EXCELLENT BECAUSE WE’VE ALREADY MADE A PLAN FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
LAST WEAPON I USED IN A GAME? IT WAS TECHNICALLY TELEKINESIS. FUCK YEAH.
INFINITE SUPPLY OF CHERRY STRUDELS.
WE ARE SET.
Let’s see…
Alex.
Diamond Sword from Minecraft (Smite III and Fire Aspect II)
And Lucky Charms.
I dunno, seems pretty cool.
My kinky slave =p
The Geth Pulse Rifle from Mass Effect 3
and bananas with peanut butter
I’m more than ok with all of this.
vriskasplumprump:
hootaloo:
diarrheaheartfailure:
lowtax:
princesscelestica:
batterwitchtrainee:
lahulia:
raceagainstelegance:
cancerously:
purplebloodedmajesty:
pupcat:
heavykitty:
amkii:
roxylaughingalonewithmartinis:
fudgeluck:
scyko:
prototypext3:
How fucked are you?
I just nailed my guts to my spine…fuck
My package of Ritz crackers exploded, gorrammit
I didn’t need that leg anyways
Just nailed my hand to the left of my trackpad on my laptop. Not like I ever move from here anyway. It’s a natural place for my hand to be nailed. It just makes sense, honestly.
I was holding a laser pointer and pointing it at the ground, I’m good.
I nailed my hair dryer to my boob.
Nailed right through the stomach, through the belly button. …I am definitely dead.
through my computer screen >:[
damnit
also before you ask I was not stroking my computer I was holding my hand awkwardly up because I’ve been eating doritos and it had cheesy stuff on it that I couldn’t lick off yet
not that I don’t stroke my computer screen
wow this is awkward uhm
oH now my chair …..has a nail through it…oh um..ok?
my stomach
oh okay
goodbye knee
Right in the lung o_o
D I R E C T L Y through my heart
what a romantic death
Into the temple of my colleague lmfao
omfg my computer..
through my rib into my spleen fuck ow that hurts shit
Straight through the dick…
No I wasn’t clopping, I was leaning my cheek on my knuckles.